A Welcome Message

“The concept of absurdity is something I'm attracted to.” - David Lynch.

Thursday, 27 October 2011


Hi all,

Due to lack of interest and not enough time for me to give the magazine the attention it deserves, I am passing UDW back to Geoff Stevens who can be reached at

25 Griffiths Road, West Bromwich, B71 2EH, England

or email: ppatch66@hotmail.com

Any issues owed can either be requested from Geoff, or simply email me at bobzparker@hotmail.co.uk and I will refund any money owed.

Thanks to everyone who supported me in this. I am happy that I at least managed to pull off one good issue before other things got the better of me.



Monday, 13 June 2011

UDW #12 - I'll be your Mr Bad Touch

Seeing as I was so busy with lots of other stuff, stuff I can't explain because I don't feel like it, UDW kind of got forgotten a bit. There's also the fact that no one submitted work! I have accepted a couple of poems, but the other two or three poets who sent me work made me want to punch a fish monger.

The ISSN number came a bit late, like, after the fucking thing had already been sent out. So I'm going to get a load more printed and throw them at whoever dares to stick up their head like that annoying dog in Duck Hunt that you couldn't shoot. But I will be hitting you with awesome poetry. And you won't laugh at me for missing the ducks, so I will like you and touch your face with bacon in my dreams.

So, UDW #12... if you want to send me some poems, fucking send me some poems. The standard is a bit high (have you seen some of the poets I had in issue 11?!) but don't let that melt your nipples. I'm sure you'll be fine. And if you want to send me some money, then I will send you a copy of UDW #11 and #12 and whatever you want because I'm a whore. I'll be your Mr Bad Touch.

Further details should be somewhere on this blog you lazy pants.